“Fairskinned people are the agents carrying and transmitting this new skin cancer nightmare,” a leading dermatologist wishing to remain unidentified says. “We’ve found it is only transmittable between fairskinned people. Carriers can be identified by a change in their skin color. Exposed areas of their bodies, like their face, hands, arms and neck inflame and become very red.
“We’re finding as long as this skin condition lasts they will transmit skin cancer to other fair skinned people with whom they come into contact with. We’ve also learned it is most likely only caused by the skin disorders triggered in whites from blacks.”
“This is a nightmare, one public health administrator said. There is currently no vaccination for it and is transmittable by simple touches like handshake.