Senator John McCain is believed to be carrying the new Contagious Skin Cancer strand and many members of the Republican party as well as fellow senator Joe Lieberman, who recently endorsed McCain, may be steering clear of him because they fear contracting it.This new type of contagious skin cancer is believed to be transmittable only among fair-skinned people. It is believed that both the ADA and CDC are remaining silent on it fearing a public panic.
“Fairskinned people are the agents carrying and transmitting this new skin cancer nightmare,” a leading dermatologist wishing to remain unidentified says. “We’ve found it is only transmittable between fairskinned people. Carriers can be identified by a change in their skin color. Exposed areas of their bodies, like their face, hands, arms and neck inflame and become very red.
“We’re finding as long as this skin condition lasts they will transmit skin cancer to other fair skinned people with whom they come into contact with. We’ve also learned it is most likely only caused by the skin disorders triggered in whites from blacks.”
“This is a nightmare, one public health administrator said. There is currently no vaccination for it and is transmittable by simple touches like handshake.
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racist troll drivel 
IT’S TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING TO START LAUGHING
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ok…u have to be kidding me. WTF where do you get yout info, this is a joke. There has never been a case of CONTANGIOUS skin cancer. People, dont waste yout ime like I did believeing this
Your mistake is thinking that because it is not being reported that it is not true. According to our sources, it is the largest problem in this nation and the West.
This web-site is full of complete shite, for a start cancer is no joke five members of my family have died from it you ignorant fuckers! There was no fuckin moses/Jesus/Jacob you twats! if you had a good education then you would have realised this by now! “SCIENCE”. this web-site just goes to show how your a bunch of Hypocrites! If this site was racist against the blacks then you would be pullin out the fuckin card wouldn’t you! Martin Luther King campained so that whites and blacks would be EQUAL! not so that the whites would be supressed because of things that had happened in the PAST, even though it was wrong what happened! but if it didnt happen then you wouldnt be sittin at your computer right now! would you? and yes the whites did fuckin embrace him otherwise you would be in exactly the same position as you were! I am not a racist myelf I just get really pissed off when people talk shite, and yes I am happy about your black president now, because he’s the kind of leader fucked up corrupted america needs to get straight, but if we’re all sposed to be EQUAL then would it really matter if he/she was black or white??
If anyone wants to respond to this then take it fuckin seriously!
oh honestly, i hate that kind of bullshit…your website is as much revolting as racist people…there are things not to laugh about >_<
just think about people who have contracted cancer,and now I read stupid stuff on the net with people asking if they have to wear mask when a member of their family has a cancer è_é
Cancer is nothing more than Damaged DNA. That would be really difficult to become somehow transmittable. Radiation or harsh chemical reactions cause cancer. If it was transmittable by skin contact it wouldn’t be kept under wraps for long, otherwise the whole world would have it fast!
I’m surfing internet till I found your website. I’ll visit you again.^_^